it is officially christmas and if u try to ruin my christmas spirit i will shove a reindeer up ur butt
Jesus was white? That’s a pretty crazy accomplishment living in the Middle East.
Russell Brand & the Westboro Baptist Church
wouldn’t it be funny if Russell was actually Jesus in disguise tho i mean look at him plus he seems to know his shit i mean i’m just sayin
well done, mr. brand.
Russell Brand is CRAZY intelligent. He once called his interviewers out on not doing their jobs when they wouldn’t take him seriously. It was awesome.
I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world
when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?
THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT
JUST A FEW DUNKS
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
"Such a part of me is just being myself, and even if it’s goofy and stupid and weird and people disagree with it or think it’s ridiculous at times, I know that people that are close to me care about me and love me.”
Why are we so ashamed of periods? … Women’s bodies are incredibly sexualized in our media and in our every day experiences. So much so that even mentioning menstruation sends a lot of people into kindergarten levels of EW. And why? Because for a moment, you have broken the spell. And suddenly, you are no longer a magical mannequin unicorn fairy existing purely for the sexual fantasy of other people. Suddenly, you’re a human being! (X)
Why the fuck does everyone in anime have a flip phone I mean you can shoot fire out your ass and become God but you cant upgrade to a iphone 4s
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian